"Guys Here Is The Doctors Note " ⚕️
Dr. Technosav Jain, M.D. (Mobile Doctor)
Specialist in Broken Dreams and Cracked Screens
Hospital of Heartbreak & Hardware
PATIENT NAME: Lucifer's Drama-Packed Phone
AGE: Emotionally 85, physically 2 years old
ADMISSION DATE: The day it bravely froze mid-BL kiss scene
DIAGNOSIS:
Suffering from extreme emotional damage caused by excessive fanfic drama
Battery burnout from too many cliffhangers
Storage anxiety due to 1,238 screenshots of Wang Yibo
Screen trauma (possibly fell off the bed during a plot twist)
TREATMENT PLAN:
Intensive therapy (aka screen replacement)
Detox from Wattpad for 48 hours (we tried, it screamed)
Emotional support charger
Daily spoon-feeding of memes and low brightness
EXPECTED RECOVERY:
1 to 2 weeks (depending on parts and how dramatic it feels)
DOCTOR'S NOTE:
Lucifer’s phone is under strict rest and must not be disturbed until it stops randomly typing "asdfghjkl" on its own. During this time, no stories will be updated, but chaotic imagination and unhinged plot bunnies will continue behind the scenes.
Signed,
Dr. Technosav Jain
(Yes, I also fix iPads, but no, I won’t judge your BL folder)
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