Me how do people fake entire relationship? I can't even fake a fucking hello to people i don't like.

About me: I can be mean as fuck
Sweet as candy
Cold as ice
Evil as hell
Or loyal as a soldier
It all depends on you.

How the hell you all finding the love of your life 5 times a year? I can't even find my other sock.

My silence doesn't mean i agree with you. it mean your level of stupidity rendered me speechless.

If you don't like me , it's because i don't want you to.

Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon 👿 that has possessed you .
Me: but i didn't call you 
Demon 👿: i did .

My therapist told me " write letters to the people you hate and burn them " i did that , but now I don't know what to do with the letters.