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MY FUCKING LIPS OH MY GOD(S) I CAN’T EVEN LAUGH OR SMILE WITHOUT SPLITTING THE MARK I HAVE ON IT BECAUSE I KEEP MAKING MYSELF BLEED TO DRINK IT (oh and eating my lip skin its so fucking painful oh my AUYEB9 ISNSUKH)

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MY FUCKING LIPS OH MY GOD(S) I CAN’T EVEN LAUGH OR SMILE WITHOUT SPLITTING THE MARK I HAVE ON IT BECAUSE I KEEP MAKING MYSELF BLEED TO DRINK IT (oh and eating my lip skin its so fucking painful oh my AUYEB9 ISNSUKH)

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this happened at school oh my fucking god..
          me: stop.
          (Guy who I fucking HATE rn we’ll call 2763): stop what?? *clicks keyboard*
          me: that. Stop, I don’t like it.
          2763: I don’t like your voice.
          me: ok and?? Genuinely, stop.
          2763: every time you tell me to stop, I wanna keep doing it even more,
          me: Stop. Genuinely, STOP, it’s annoying.
          2763: You’re annoying.
          …
          this is the same bitch who keeps clapping even after I tell him it genuinely triggers me. you’re not funny, you’re triggering my ears that get sensory overload when I hear someone talking while its muffled..

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IM FUCKING CRYING HELP?
          NEPTUNE I WAS READING AN ASTROBIOLOGY STORY AND THERE WAS FUBBLE WHICH IS MY FAVORITE LOL
          I FUCKING MADE A SQUEAKY TOY NOISE
          NEPTUNE
          EXPLAIN WE SHARE HALVES OF A BRAIN CELL WHY THE FUCK DID I MAKE A RUBBER CHICKEN NOISE

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fun fact! my oc, Summer (who is literally a former deity, but I won’t go into that) fell for this once:
          Eivlys: HEY LOOK OVER THERE!
          Summer: huh what
          *insert Eivlys changing back into Sylvie (Sylvie doesn’t know this is happening) noises*

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uhm ya’ll I have a question
          as some of you know 
          I HAVE A FUCKING BOMB EXPLOSION OBSESSION OF PERCY JACKSON
          and I’ve taken a lot of tests  to see who my godly parent..
          WHO AM I?
          I’VE GOTTEN:
          Hypnos 2x
          HESTIA?!? WTF MAN
          Athena 
          Hephaestus 2x
          AND FUCKING POSEIDON?!
          WHO AM I???