@lIhavenolife
@lIhavenolife Whenever you get the @blobblobblobash kidnapping you and keeping you in their basement matter resolved, how about marrying me?
WAIT? That's on the table?? I'm expecting like 50 proposals to come flooding their comment section now
sourdough bread
Blink two times if you need help
Feed us Now. >:C
Im officially suing your ass i did NOT kidnap you and hold you hostage in my basement (o･｀Д´･o)!!
@blobblobblobash we all know ur lying and ur even bad at it First he escapes Second you cant lie.... skill issue
Mama pleaseeeee feed us I’ve been dying without your daily updates
@lIhavenolife WHAT WTF I NEVER DID ANY OF THIS SHIT IM CALLING MY LAWYER MARSHAL ERICKSON YOUR ALL SCREWED!!!
@lIhavenolife omg thats so cruel you should come over to my house ! I would never allow that to happen I will lock the doors..
when i get married one day u will be invited btw
Mama where are you its been a year :(
Here to offer my services as a divorce lawyer (it’s come to my attention you’ve had 12 divorces and it seems I could get very, very rich by being your lawyer)
@lIhavenolife That’s perfect, do exactly that. The fee will be 9,000$ per court sessions and it’ll be an extra 25,000 if there’s any kids you’d like to keep custody of during the divorce. Also you have to pay for the contract paper
@CookielovesCookies12 An ogre’s gotta make their living somehow, I saw a business opportunity
@I-eat-children-69 its about to be more, planning on making some bad marital decisions soon
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rat, a rubber rat, a rubber rat with rooms and the rooms made me crazy.
@ShadoeMilkCo0kie they locked you in a rat? A rubber rat with rooms? Did that make you crazy? (༎ຶ _｣ ༎ຶ )
