no morewattpad!! moved to AO3!! celestialNullity!!

hi i like horrorfics with funny objects in them

did system core, traumagenic!!

bottle bfdi's number one fan

[they/thing/moss/nature/scene/kandi/gore/yandere/skull/insane/adhd/it prns!! there's some more, but.... yea]

besties with a homo

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Given my parabolic path in free-fall under gravity's influence and ignoring air resistance due to insignificance in the context of my diving speed, perhaps I have a three out of 36 chance of actually making it into the water.