Meet Kalis: part-time writer, full-time chaos gremlin, and a man currently catfishing himself into believing he has a regimented lifestyle.
When he isn't overthinking plot twists or losing a fight with gravity, he's in Hoenn treating Pokémon like a tactical ops mission-usually with an M1 Garand in hand. He survives on a diet of caramel-glazed soya bean curd and tapioca pearls, because if he's going to risk diabetes, it's going to be chewy. Armed with a notebook, a smirk, and a heavy dose of faux discipline, he's successfully pretending he has his life together.
ON-GOING STORIES
♠️ Sharp Thirty (Mystery/Thriller)
♠️ My Galician Lady (Action)
♠️ Dancing with a Muse (Mystery/Thriller)
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lakankalis
Jan 21, 2026 05:34PM
Kalis, again1I really, REALLY forgot I have to post this on here. I am in a mental state of deep slumber, resulting in my not updating everyone that SHARP THIRTY's Chapter 5 is now revamped and repu...View all Conversations
Stories by K A L I S
Sharp Thirty
Tenace has a talent for turning the most ordinary day at Apo University Foundation into a full-blown case. As...
Fragments
poems written out of boredom, despair, and whatnots.