Meet Kalis: part-time writer, full-time chaos gremlin, and a man currently catfishing himself into believing he has a regimented lifestyle.
When he isn't overthinking plot twists or losing a fight with gravity, he's in Hoenn treating Pokémon like a tactical ops mission-usually with an M1 Garand in hand. He survives on a diet of caramel-glazed soya bean curd and tapioca pearls, because if he's going to risk diabetes, it's going to be chewy. Armed with a notebook, a smirk, and a heavy dose of faux discipline, he's successfully pretending he has his life together.
ON-GOING STORIES
♠️ Sharp Thirty (Mystery/Thriller)
♠️ My Galician Lady (Action)
♠️ Dancing with a Muse (Mystery/Thriller)
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lakankalis
Sep 03, 2026 03:01PM
Kalis, again!Happy 1st Anniversary to SHARP THIRTY! 🎉I genuinely cannot believe it’s been a whole year since I first introduced Thirdy and Tenace to the world. And yet, here I am—365 days later—st...View all Conversations
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Sharp Thirty
Tenace has a talent for turning the most ordinary day at Apo University Foundation into a full-blown case. As...
Fragments
poems written out of boredom, despair, and whatnots.