Meet Kalis: part-time writer, full-time chaos gremlin, and a man currently catfishing himself into believing he has a regimented lifestyle.

When he isn't overthinking plot twists or losing a fight with gravity, he's in Hoenn treating Pokémon like a tactical ops mission-usually with an M1 Garand in hand. He survives on a diet of caramel-glazed soya bean curd and tapioca pearls, because if he's going to risk diabetes, it's going to be chewy. Armed with a notebook, a smirk, and a heavy dose of faux discipline, he's successfully pretending he has his life together.

ON-GOING STORIES
♠️ Sharp Thirty (Mystery/Thriller)
♠️ My Galician Lady (Action)
♠️ Dancing with a Muse (Mystery/Thriller)
  • Golden River Valley, Philippines
  • JoinedAugust 17, 2025


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lakankalis lakankalis May 22, 2026 07:14AM
Kalis, again!To all my fans, readers, ans people-alike,I'm so sorry for the long hiatus. I slacked ofd and had my priorities right as a person enslaved in a government position. And I have anothing...
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Stories by K A L I S
Sharp Thirty by lakankalis
Sharp Thirty
Tenace has a talent for turning the most ordinary day at Apo University Foundation into a full-blown case. As...
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Fragments by lakankalis
Fragments
poems written out of boredom, despair, and whatnots.
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