lakankalis

Kalis, again!
          
          Happy 1st Anniversary to SHARP THIRTY! 🎉
          
          I genuinely cannot believe it’s been a whole year since I first introduced Thirdy and Tenace to the world. And yet, here I am—365 days later—still trapped in a toxic relationship with my own drafts.
          
          If you’re wondering why updates take time, it’s because my brain refuses to give me peace or contentment. I’ll look at a perfectly fine sentence at 2:00 AM, decide it lacks "dramatic flair," and completely rewrite three whole paragraphs just to end up right back where I started. I’m basically doing forensic photography on my own words at this point, zooming into every single pixel of this story like Tenace on a KitKat high.
          
          Thank you so much to everyone who has stayed patient, re-read the edits, and stuck around while I endlessly polish, revamp, and overthink this chaos. Your support keeps me going even when my perfectionism tries to ruin my life.
          
          Chapter 3 is finally out in the world, messy room and highlighter-yellow hoodies included. I hope you loved it!
          
          Drop your thoughts in the comments—did you guess the V-sign clue before Tenace did? See you in the next chapter (which I promise I will try not to rewrite fifty times)!
          
          — Kalis
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1570667688-sharp-thirty-chapter-03-caught-in-4k

Kalis, again!
          
          Surprise! It’s another chaotic episode of I Publish, I Unpublish, I Panic, and I Republish. Chapter 2 of SHARP THIRTY is back up today at 7 PM. You're welcome, I guess? Consider my terminal self-doubt and this endless deletion loop your daily scroll cardio. Nakakahiya, but here we are. Read it fast before my brain short-circuits and I yank it off the internet for the 100th time today.
          
          Thirdy’s game plan for Criminal Law was simple. Sit quietly, survive the lecture, and preserve his last two remaining brain cells.
          
          Instead? Front-row purgatory. Trapped right next to Tenace, who was actively blinding the room in a neon-yellow turtleneck, whining about his unwanted viral fame, and violently devouring a KitKat like an absolute menace.
          
          Just when Thirdy thought the drama peaked at aggressive chocolate chewing—BOOGSH! SKIP SKIPPAW~ The professor straight-up collapses in front of the whole class.
          
          Cue immediate, unfiltered mass hysteria. Students screaming, chaos unfolding... and Tenace didn't even flinch. He just stared blankly at the sour, spilled milk pooling on the floor, adjusted his glasses with terrifying calm, and whispered:
          
          "Thirdy... case na naman ba 'to?"
          
          Chapter 2 drops today at 7 PM. Go read it right now before I overthink my entire life and delete it again!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1570664547-sharp-thirty-chapter-02-mission-impossible-crime

Kalis, again!
          
          Welcome back to Chapter 1. Again. Yes, you are seeing this correctly in your feed, and no, your app isn’t glitching. You haven’t entered a dark parallel universe, because it’s just me republishing the opening chapter of SHARP THIRTY for the nth time. My brain simply refuses to let me live in peace. Let’s be completely honest with each other here. The original plot had a plot that was supposed to properly plot out the overarching plot, but then I looked at it and felt a sudden wave of deep discontentment. Naturally, I decided the only rational, mature response was to burn the entire blueprint to the ground and start over from scratch.
          
          To my absurdly loyal readers who have now digested multiple slightly different versions of the exact same opening scene, you are literal gods among mortals. Your patience deserves an international holiday and I sincerely apologize for the narrative whiplash. To anyone clicking on this story for the very first time, congratulations! You caught me on Draft 4.7.2, where the pacing is tight, the character motivations actually make sense, and my remaining sanity has decreased by an additional 15%. Please enjoy this freshly baked and heavily overhauled version, but here is a quick word of advice. Don't get too attached to any specific background details just yet, because at this rate, they might get aggressively re-plotted by next Tuesday. Grab some coffee, pray for my outline, and let us pretend this was the master plan all along.
          
          -Kalis
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1569892175-sharp-thirty-chapter-01-detours-and-deliberations

Look who finally remembered their login password! Yes, it’s Kalis, back from the dead.
          
          First, I’d like to apologize for ghosting you all for so long. Second, I’d like to preemptively apologize for what I’m about to do next.
          
          I am temporarily dragging SHARP THIRTY back into the abyss and unpublishing it.
          
          Why? Because the plot mutated, half the story no longer makes sense, and the whole thing needs a massive revamp. I know, I know—truly shocking news from an author who hasn't posted in months. Hold your tears, throw your digital tomatoes, call it a delay, or call it a mid-story crisis—honestly, label it whatever helps you sleep at night.
          
          I ask for your kind consideration, or at least your mild tolerance.
          
          Ciao for now! Hope to see you soon... or not, depending on how long this revamp takes me.
          
          -Kalis

Kalis, again!
          
          To all my fans, readers, ans people-alike,
          
          I'm so sorry for the long hiatus. I slacked ofd and had my priorities right as a person enslaved in a government position. And I have anothing thing to apologize again: I will be having a hiatus for God knows how long. I will be deployed somewhere far and I don't know when will I come back. At least I'm properly bidding my break, unlike other people who loves to leave us hanging from the thread we once swung from together. 
          
          See you all, until we meet again. Tenace and Thridy can wait, but my career will is what I'm focusing right now.
          
          Thanl you for allowing me to bother you, have a nice day!
          
          -Kalis.

Kalis, again1
          
          I really, REALLY forgot I have to post this on here. I am in a mental state of deep slumber, resulting in my not updating everyone that SHARP THIRTY's Chapter 5 is now revamped and republished, and Chapter 6 was uploaded six hours ago.
          
          Are you ready to face the shadows? Will Tenace and Thirdy uncover the truth? Find it out here.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1574591679-sharp-thirty-chapter-06-brotherhood-of-shadows

Kalis, again!
          
          Logic meets sarcasm—until the math stops adding up. And this case gets very personal and familial.
          
          The patterns are bleeding, and the stakes just hit home. The fourth chapter of SHARP THIRTY is out. Don't say I didn't warn you.
          
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1571483738-sharp-thirty-chapter-04-sketches-of-suspicion

Kalis, again!
          
          Come and read Chapter 04 of SHARP THIRTY, where our favorite duo is involved in photoshoots, KitKats, and a documented crime from a lens' perspective.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1570667688-sharp-thirty-chapter-03-caught-in-4k

Kalis, again!
          
          SHARP THIRTY Chapter 02 is now reuploaded! Now you can revisit the impossibility of impossible crime and discover how Tenace and Thirdy will unravel the truth about this case.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1570664547-sharp-thirty-chapter-02-mission-impossible-crime

Kalis, again!
          
          Happy new year, mere mortals like me.
          
          Behold: I’ve actually kept a promise. I’ve revised Chapter 01 of Sharp Thirty, now featuring 40% more grit, actual fight scenes, and a level of internal sarcasm from Thirdy towards Tenace that borders on a personality disorder.
          
          I’ll be semi-regularly updating the chapters I nuked from orbit earlier. I’m determined to "continue my legacy"—which is a fancy way of saying I might actually finish this thing by 2026 if the universe stops conspiring against my productivity.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1569892175-sharp-thirty-chapter-01-detours-and-deliberations