anormaliaa
live laugh love larry the cucumber98...
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I took a nap all afternoon and I just woke up I love my life
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My last eyebrow razor broke and I can't go to the store to buy new ones until Monday so I can't trim my eyebrows and they look like fucking pubes rn
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I want to rip out my uterus and crawl into a hole and die rn (periods suck ass)
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It's the weekend finally, time to sleep in until noon tomorrow
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I'm miserable and I can't sleep ☺️☺️ and I have to get up for school in 6 hours. Can someone please push me off a bridge
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@anormaliaa I have anxiety so sometimes I can't sleep because I can't turn my mind off. Anyways I did end up falling asleep at like 2:30 AM
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SCHOOL GOT CANCELLED YESSSSS
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Ughhh I hate Spotify ads like why do I need to hear like 2 minutes of tide laundry detergent ads just so I can listen to music. Then it tells me "enjoy your 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening" AND GIVES ME ANOTHER AD.
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Going to bed, good night
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I SHAVED THE SIDES OF MY HAIR WOOOOO I LOVE MY LIFE
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@violent-abnormal not a mullet because the rest of my hair is long and you can't see it unless I pull my hair back, so idk, maybe it's a long mullet if that exists lol