larry_the_cucumber98
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I just got home from my choir concert and I'm tired as fuck.
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Y'all. Today I went to the girls bathroom at school and tell me why I heard someone MASTURBAITING in there. Anyways now I'm traumatized and I never want to go into that bathroom again.
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Dyeing my hair ginger tomorrow night!
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I fucking love weekends because it's 2 AM rn and I haven't slept at all but I don't have to go to bed yet because I can sleep until 1 in the afternoon
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Y'all send help. I just found out that I probably have hypothyroidism (basically there's this thingy inside your neck called a thyroid and it's supposed to regulate hormones or something and apparently mine sucks) and now I gotta go to the hospital and do testing for it woooohooooo yayyyyyyyyyy so much fun
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Update: I talked to my crush today and actually managed to stay chill. We didn't get to talk a lot because it was 5 minutes before the block ended BUT I'M LITERALLY SO HAPPY AAAHHH
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Y'all I need advice. I have a massive crush on this one girl at my school and I have literally no idea how to talk to her without feeling like a creepy old stalker. Help.
obsessive_lovergirl
@larry_the_cucumber98 I'm not an expert tho so I apologize in advance if it doesn't work (it will). pinterest has a bunch of tips as well!
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@larry_the_cucumber98 hmmmmmm.. you could just sit next to her every now and then, then start random lil convos with her. Become her homie, and get rlly close with her
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I just fell down the stairs woohoo
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Wattpad feels so dead
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@-crypticlilies I already had breakfast like an hour ago but now I'm going back to bed because the heating in my house went out and it's cold af
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@larry_the_cucumber98 same, I should be going to go get breakfast but i'm still in bed rn lmao