i am the golden retriever.
i really like silver, though.
does anyone else really like silver?







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hi ! i'm the golden retriever.
+ professional multitasker
+ specializes in zodiac horoscopism, self-deprecation and stylistic lowercase lettering
+ a mix of sarcastic, stylistic, dry and ironic in humor
+ prose and poetry preferably short and sweet
+ extra fizz in my fizzy drinks
+ pineapple dOES belong on pizza
- aquarius + infp + type seven + proud hufflepuff + thunderbird + astronomy, mythology and classics enthusiast + given up on life + so, so much more

i write something for my misc compilation every once in a while and i post weird, out of context lyrics and phrases in my feed. other than that, not much activity here. hope you'll enjoy my lil place here anyway!

kay thanks you're lovely bye
  • JoinedAugust 15, 2016


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legoldenretriever legoldenretriever May 11, 2019 12:42PM
lmao but seriously uhh i've been writing quite a lot outside of wattpad and it's been fun!  my writing's grown quite a bit (longer, for one, and uhhhh {less vague lololol}) and it's def different fro...
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