What do you like?
Uh, I like to read and be anti-social, and, uh, stuff. Yeah. Stuff.

What do you want to do?
Uhhh, I would like to become an author someday or something, but I'm failing in everything, so I would be lucky just to get a job.

Do you enjoy writing?
Unless it's disgusting, yeah. (It's usually disgusting)

Will you ever post anything?
Probably not, seeing as I have a good case of social anxiety, and no one would read it. But perhaps in time... *Dramticly stares into the distance*

Do you know why you're typing questions like someone's interviewing you?
Not in the slightest.