Two girls with one fantasy, wait no that sounds wrong. Damnit Alicia get your ass on here so I don't fuck up again! 
-Gigi

Okay babes I'm here. Hey we're Alicia and Gigi and WERE HERE TO MAKE STORIES FOR YOU BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. 
-Alicia

Ok well I have to have the last word because I'm a boss arse bitch like that. And in the famous last words of my dear friend Mckenna who isn't actually dead, but has already decided his last words, fuck the police. 
-Gigi

Haha we haven't been here in two years and now mostly hate Mckenna but c'est la vie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ plus we're (I'm) back -Ali

now it's been 4 years and we don't hate mckenna as much and everything is complicated lol help us - Ali