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cool dude

Though you were pretty cool so I decided following you :>

Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my name, and I'ma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game, I lied on my tax forms 'cause I just don't give a fuck, now I'm practically lying around in the big bucks
          
          I've got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared and I've got another million more right under my stairs, I do my business deals under cover of the night, so I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight
          
          I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply, It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie, I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid and made up charity work I never even did
          
          I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times, so many clever tricks I can't fit 'em all into rhymes, Yoshi is my name, money-laundering is my game and commiting tax fraud is worth every single dime
          
          I'm a tax-dodging badass, I don't play by the rules, I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools, I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make, nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break
          
          I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate, I supported Ron Paul back in 2008, you might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay, but it's okay, because taxation is theft anyway.

—_— Hey you there,
          Why can't you just get your Spanish lesson(s) done?
          Notifications,
          I guess they won't do the trick on anyone.
          How many times do I have to,
          Burn it in your brain?
          
          Hola, amigo. (Hello, friend)
          It's been a little over 24 hours
          Sure, you're distracted.
          But I think you underestimate my pow'r.
          Don't let the karma creep up on you.
          Hacer la lección. (Do the lesson)
          
          You don't know what I can do,
          We can have a little fun.
          
          [Duo dances]
          (Hahahahahaha)
          
          Hey you there,
          I think you better get it over with before,
          Ｉ　ｅｎｄ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｍｉｌｙ．
          I have them locked up in a tower,
          en el piso más alto. (on the highest floor)
          It didn't have to come to this,
          You only had to run the app.
          
          Oh, look at you so eager now!
          Such an open book.
          So finish what you started now,
          You're not quite off the hook.
          
          Una pregunta, (One question)
          Hope you get it right.
          Everything you love is on the line.
          
          [Short Pause]
          
          All you needed was a little push.
          Todo lo que necesitabas era un pequeño empujón. (All you needed was a little push.)
          
          [Duo dances again]
          
          Hey you there,
          Look at you, you got your Spanish lesson(s) done.
          Notifications,
          I guess they won't do the trick on anyone.