I love cat memes. I think they’re hilarious. Oh, yeah, and I’m insane o.O!

The Lorax, to me, is one of the funniest movies I’ve seen lately, mostly because the Lorax himself is so sarcastic and he reminds me of...me...

I will run a bakery someday. I am currently a baker on commission and hope to open an online store soon! (I like to call myself Founder and CEO of Snobby Tea Industries, but I don’t feel successful enough to do so yet!) 

I am living, breathing proof that eating disorders never quite go away, but they can be beaten into the ground with a stick until they don’t bother you anymore! If you’re struggling with an eating disorder, have questions, want help, or want to talk about it, just message me! I’m very open about my experience. 

I joined Wattpad to read great works by other writers and to receive genuine feedback on my own work (and hopefully get some hype!) However, I have to request that you please, please do not follow me if you have no intention of reading my work and just want a ‘follow’ back. 

Currently Working On: 

Stung by a Sword - in collaboration with @jenntpark 
An installment of Nova Fantasy - for @seanarturo
An untitled novel having to do with EXPRESSIVE KITTY!
War Stories – A Science Fiction novel set in a world where teenagers are sent to wreak havoc on other countries. 
Environmental Novel – This isn’t the actual title, but work with me here, people!
Half a Year of Pretty – About my experience living with Anorexia Nervosa
Stan Dclear of the Closing Dorzpleze – A science fiction novel about Stan, a black hole, and a rather extreme religious sect set in space. Oh, yeah and a genetically altered space chimp named Finny. 

Expressive Kitty is my muse. My creation. My dream. And the crazier, more cynical side of me. If you want to know more about him (and me, I suppose?) I would love it if you could check out my blog! whatwouldexpressivekittydo.blogspot.com