Dear 6, 
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. 
Sincerely, 7

Dear Dad,
I think you took the Got-Your-Nose Game a little too seriously.
Sincerely, Voldemort            

 I give this kitty to professor Snape aka Alan Rickman  and all other celebrities who lost their lives to cancer.  May this kitty keep you company until you are reunited  with your loved ones. RIP.   
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