Hello you awesomely devoted, die-hard readers you!  I have been an avid reader since I was in elementary school, but took a long break in my 30s, because........life.  I'm back at it, and probably more neurotic than before.  

I am a middle aged old biddy, who rides the days on sarcasm and tea (Lipton, the basic, because......I'm basic.  And I'm totally Ok with that).

I have always wanted to be a writer, which was actually my first career choice, but I knew I would never be the next Stephen King, so I had to get a real job.  Eegad!  I am part of a blended family, with two children on the spectrum.  And I work in the mental health field.

I am rough around the edges, love cuss words, live on sarcasm, and drive my husband nuts with my odd humor.  I'm here for your entertainment.  Well, that, and my own.  :)

P.S.  I'm technologically naive so this was my first account on Wattpad.  I did not know how to get back on it with a new phone, so I started another one.  This will be my writing one, the other my secret stalker reading one.  (*evil laugh*)