Gru👏is👏the👏most👏powerful👏being👏in👏the👏universe👏Now👏before👏any👏of👏you👏report👏me👏for👏shitposting👏hear👏me👏out.👏First👏according👏to👏the👏height👏of👏a👏Minion👏(which👏is👏3.5👏feet👏on👏average)👏Gru👏is👏4👏minions👏tall,👏which👏means👏he👏is👏a👏godly👏size👏of👏14👏feet👏tall.👏Second👏if👏any👏of👏you👏remember👏the👏original👏Despicable👏Me,👏you👏Know👏there👏is👏a👏scene👏when👏Vector👏kidnaps👏the👏three👏girls👏and👏shoots👏a👏series👏of👏heat-seeking👏misses👏at👏Gru,👏he👏then👏dodge👏them👏all.👏According👏to👏the👏speed👏of👏an👏average👏ballistic👏missile👏(1900👏mph)👏and👏the👏size👏of👏the👏missile👏according👏to👏his👏ankle👏size,👏Gru👏can👏perceive👏and👏move👏at👏such👏a👏speed👏that👏the👏missiles👏only👏move👏9.5👏miles👏per👏hour,👏0.5%👏of👏their👏original👏speed.👏Plus👏after👏this👏Gru👏punches👏a👏shark👏and👏it👏is👏paralyzed👏meaning👏its👏spine👏is👏probably👏shattered,👏to👏remind👏you👏it👏would👏require👏a👏force👏greater👏than👏3,000👏newtons👏to👏fracture👏the👏spine.👏That's👏equal👏to👏the👏impact👏created👏by👏a👏500-pound👏car👏crashing👏into👏a👏wall👏at👏30👏miles👏per👏hour.👏I👏rest👏my👏case
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