"Okay, so, like, um,"
"Oh give it here you moron! Hi, I'm Kelly,"
"I'm John."
...
"SAM!"
"Uh yeah what?"
"And this is..."
"Oh, I'm Sam."
"And we're lonelyalienpig!"
"Uh huh, and we're on here to criticise and-"
"NO JOHN! We're here to read all the amazing stories that people have courageously put out into the world!"
"Well, we might criticise them a bit..."
"No John that's not what we here for! We're here to-"
"Yeah you already said that"
"You moron!"
"You idiot!"
"It's the same thing!"

"Hi, it's Sam...don't mind them. Honestly, John is here for the criticism, and Kelly is just here for the romance and whatever. Me? I'm here because I was forced to be.
Um so we're siblings... I'm the oldest but Kelly and John are twins...and we don't write, but we're happy to try any books that you've written is you wanna suggest them.
I think that's all...
Oh, and our friend @unsocialhomeschooler very kindly transcribed this conversation onto Wattpad for us.
Yeah.
Bye."

"NO WAIT I WANTED TO DO IT..."