I bet you've never met someone who's
-Sprained her wrist from running backwards
-Run straight into the doorframe
-Fallen onto the ground while playing The Floor is Lava
-Looked the opposite direction from where someone was pointing
-Stared straight at the sun then wondered why her eyes hurt
-Gotten emotional over a janitor's death in a doctor show
-And made an English teacher laugh at a dirty joke

And now you have.
*yeets out of here and backflips into the sun*