Hey so...hi my name is [Uncle Bruce the Shape Shifting Flying Magical Goldfish] and you CANNOT CALL ME GOLDFISH!!!! I wIlL bReAk YoUr F*CkInG lEgS//////

"It's the monkeys fault I swear"

"When Ellyce finally reaches the point"

"This is the most fun I've ever had" 

Phan trash 

"Be nice, smell nice, and don't be crusty"-Dan Howell 
"Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you"-Phil Lester 

Scarlet and Wolf 

My uncle is the f*cking unicorn queen

7-28-18