Natsu: *wraps his arm around Lucy in friendly manner*

 Me: *internal nosebleed*
•
 Mashima: *In Genie Lamp*

 Lisanna: "I would like some plot relevance."
 Natsu: "I would like some character development."
 Erza: "I would like a well written fight."
 Yukino: "I would like a stardress."
 Jet and Droy: "We would like a girlfriend."

 Mashima: "...YOU THOUGHT!"