luvvturtles

"Easiest way to mess up someone's knock knock joke. It's open." http://wattpad.com/story/4979878

luvvturtles

""You do realise that was roughly 99% cream and the rest was waffle." he chuckled.
          
          "The cream was there to keep the waffle company."
          
          "The cream killed the waffle!"
          
          "Did not! The waffle was alive until it decided to go through my digestive system. Not the cream's fault!" I argued.
          
          "I'm arresting you for attempted waffle-slaughter." He jokes. I burst out laughing. We're so weird!" http://wattpad.com/story/3603669

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