Part of the Alphabet Mafia. 

This is a troll account. 

"I hope you enjoy this. You're the stronger one now, but one day, I'm gonna grow up and I'm gonna teach myself how to make chloroform and knock you all out! Then, I'll drag you down into my basement and chain you to the foundation. The first thing you'll see upon waking is me, standing before you as your new god. And then I'll make you worship me in ways no one has before."

"Well, we all knew Jäger was useless, but now it's scientifically proven. Nine out of ten doctors recommend you stop being a little bitch."