I was walking past some people talking today and this is exactly what I heard :
"Nice to see you again! How was the trip to mexico?" Guy with the cool tattoo says.
"Pretty good. But what I liked the most was the trip over there cuz' I had a lot of free time, I read a lot." Guy with the cross says.
"Oh yeah? What you read?" Cool tattoo guy asks.
"The bible."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I meant non-fiction."
I cracked up!