Hello. My name is Anna. You kill my father. Prepare to - Aaaaaaand you just saw way too much of my sense of humor. I will be putting the corn BACK in the can now.
Anywho. That's my name. Anna. And I'm about ^that^ socially adept in real life.  
What else should I tell you about myself in 2000 characters or less? 
I write things I enjoy (for better or worse) and I've been writing since I was twelve. According to my mother, I've been drawing even longer.  
I went to school to be an English Teacher, but that was back when the rocks were new. Now I balance writing with one globe-trotting husband, five kids, and a forest of houseplants - not necessarily in that order. 

Things I love: orange chocolate; a good plain latte; classical music, movie soundtracks, and an eclectic collection of everything else; chasing the aforementioned kids around the beaches of Virginia; doing the laundry; and sarcasm.  

Thanks so much for reading! 
You're awesome. 

Fully edited books available on Smashwords and Amazon: 
SHADOWS RISING TRILOGY
Shadow Road (Book 1)
Shadow Dance (Book 2)

Shadow Army (i.e. Human) a Shadows Rising Novella (Due to come out Summer of Whenever I Get It Finished)
Shadow War (Book 3, due out Early Fall, Someday) 

Find me on: 
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/AEPennymaker
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/author/aepennymaker
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/aepennymaker
Instagram: @aepennymaker