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thanks everyone who's supported my books!!! I just came back to wattpad and I had 480+ notifications! holy crap! thanks so much!!!

When are u gonna update vinyl again? I love it so much

If you have a problem with Larry don't read my books. Don't comment "THEY AREN'T GAY!! LEWIS HAD A BBY WITH BRIANA JUNGLEWORM!!1!1!!!" because I will literally slit your fucking lame ass throat :) 

I was only 9 years old
          I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
          I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
          "Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
          My dad hears me and calls me a f*****
          I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
          I called him a cunt
          He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
          I'm crying now, and my face hurts
          I lay in bed and it's really cold
          Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
          It's Shrek
          I am so happy
          He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
          He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
          I'm ready
          I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
          He penetrates my butt-hole
          It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
          I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
          I push against his force
          I want to please Shrek
          He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
          My dad walks in
          Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
          Shrek leaves through my window
          Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

GOOD NEWS : I updated all of my story covers. Nee books coming. I have a Liam fic and Harry fic ready. I will start updating Vinyl so i can finish it. I think I'll get to text || Niall horan , so don't worry :) love you alllllll

your icon is amazing i love you

your profile pic hit me in so many ways

@feltroses HI BAE ILY2

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