randomPerson[RP] began pesturing majesticUnicorn[MU]

MU: Greetings bro!

MU: Yes I am new, don't need to rub the shit in..

RP: ...

MU: So.. I write fanfictions and roleplay and other shit.

MU: Yes I'm a total Homestuck and Anime trash, I deserve to die in a ditch..

MU: I will do any ship that you request,

MU: If you request a smut/lemon/fluff then I will do so.

RP: ... cool, no one cares..

RP: Anyone can do that shit.

MU: Then why are you pestering me?

RP: Because I wanted to tease on how bad you are..

RP: Go ahead and rot in the depths of hell since no one will read your shit.

MU: Good, because I'd rather go to hell than be in purgatory.

MU: ... well.. that was a... My Chemical Romance moment..

majesticUnicorn[MU] ceased pestering randomPerson[RP]

"Hey Fran, howw did you end up here? You nevver told us your story." Eridan asked and the other's nodded in agreement which I groaned in annoyance. "Fine! If I will, then you'd better not ask again." I said and leaned my back against Gamzee's, Karkat sat between my legs and leaned against my chest. "Okay... so I haven't seen Earth in three years or one point three eight sweeps because I lived with my brother, who thought it was 'awesome' to live in space for three years.. I'm now six point nine two sweeps, the other fellow humans know my age but I'm just trying to break it down in troll," I took a breath and threaded my hand through Karkat's hair, careful not to touch his horns. "it was interesting even though I couldn't see my friends but I had to make due, the way I ended up here on Alternia.. well.. a meteor hit our ship and it blew up, I was severely burnt but thanks to Equius here-" I motioned to the Sagittarius with my free hand. "I am up and going again, but scars remain still.. my brother died and that's my story basically." I chuckled quietly. "Welcome to my life! Isn't it wonderful?"