majeurs

daily dad joke #300:
          	
          	why couldn't mary swing?
          	because she didn't have arms.

delusheynal

that's dark but i feel bad 4 laffin
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apocalyptiicc

ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives ives

apocalyptiicc

tryna find an outfit? i gotchu tell me the options
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apocalyptiicc

did u just say... babies
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apocalyptiicc

PLS DJDHSKS i was DEVASTATED when i saw it the first day. like... wdym toe isn't there anymore?? my faith in love is going to absolutely shatter. correction, it SHATTERED
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valactic

ivy get active and i'll convince ur dad to let u keep the stray cats u found

valactic

ramadan kareem ivy <3
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valactic

OKAY OKAY its fine that ur alive inhale and exhale once and u get a pet
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valactic

were they dogs
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valactic

<33333___<33333

valactic

collapsed with the earthquake pls tell me you werent there when the earthquake rumbled
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valactic

BRO i heard schols in new zeland are mostly private schools man they be loaded innit
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valactic

were u living ur best life
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