All these basic girls like Melanie Martinez, while I like Adam Levine (like damn he plays guitar well 😲😲😲)
All these basic girls like Starbucks and "one frappe, I'll pay with my foot" while I like Burger King and "10 chicken fries please. Half of them Mac and cheese chicken fries. Also a cherry icee."
All these basic girls like zac effron while I like "nope, just bingo ladies 😉" (if you don't get that reference than you don't watch family guy. That clip I just reenacted was when girls were saying who they liked in "The Beatles" sooo yeaa.)
All these basic girls like the kardasians (for example a kim k butt and Kylie lips) while I like nick dominates (like shit he's the entertaining version of the kardasians smh)
"Tag, You're it. Tag, Tag, You're it." I know I don't listen to Melanie Martinez songs but I like "Tag, You're it." Don't judge me 😒
"YoU wOUlD nOt bEliEvE YoUR eYEs" -my maturity level
So it seems as if I went to collage because I got a collage shirt. What's weird is that I fit into it 😨
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This is a story of Two girls who fall in love, basically. And they didn't even know they lived in the same ne...
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