i pissed my pants and now i gotta chase my air because im dehydrating from drinking some bottles of bolas coca while walking on my child watering the cheese
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✷🌹 ' Withered Comedy ' 🎗❈
🌹🎗 : • " A Doodle can't have love for another Doodle.. right? Everyone thinks it's stupid.. At least...
★❣ "ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴅᴀɴᴅʏ, ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ?.."...
✮: "ᴀ ᴛᴏᴏɴ.. ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴡɪsᴛᴇᴅ..? ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ? ɪᴍᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ!" ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀɪᴅ.. ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜ...