liberoguardings
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hydrokinketic
/ WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!
mchaser
@hydrokinketic //; parker might just be the best thing to happen to me, of course i understand. would never take her for granted so we most likely won't have any problems— but yeah :') thanks for the clarification on that too
hydrokinketic
@mchaser / awe yay! but now not so sweet- you better understand how lucky you are to have Parker If you don't We're gonna have some problems- BUT ANYWAY ((((: WELCOME
forgottenboi
/ the person below likes to lie, i'm her fav child ;')
kmsboi
//; hi i'm parker's best child -
mchaser
@kmsboi @forgottenboi //; his voice makes mine sound like a prepubescent girl's and i just— wai thank y'all. i am satisfied with sharing
mchaser
@futuresbombshell //; perhaps i'm a homosapien with a deflection for quality desserts. i've just never been a fan. marks one for a peculiar child, maybe i'm like...a mutant. like x-men type who has the power to not control cake.
mchaser
@futuresbombshell //; i've bought the girl like...five bags at this point. she's forever PMS'ING @ me. never ever do that woman wrong. but uh... wedding cake? that's chill. i mean i absolutely despise cake but apprently i have to eat it anyway for like... ceremonial reasons. you'd better make it one bomb ass cake, mj.
thatssolilo
/ the tea has been spilled.
mchaser
@futuresbombshell //; so yoooou're one of the people she's always texting? like always. nonstop. gotta pry the phone outta this girl's hands sometimes i swear. and right—yeah okay. if it makes you feel any better i'll apologize to her. again. or buy her another bag? again??? like i've crossed a bridge i cannot go back from. this little predicament i've gotten myself into has been a year strong.
mchaser
@futuresbombshell //; uh— yeah. i guess you could say friend. that works. i guess. it was like ONE time and i swear i thought they were for the house. like who the heck buys a family bag for themselves!? you literally can't blame me for that.
levesquies
//; no waaay— you came back! <3
