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Thanks for the follow! :)

nah who just told me alligators are almost always erect, this changes everything 

happy halloween!!! 

can wattpad STOP GIVING ME VAPE/CIGARETTE ADS

guess whos sick for the 2nd time in 3 weeks 

HAPPY S P O O K MONTH

who updated my wattpad 

alright who hacked me and but mr krabs x reader smut in my library 

no one likes my sweet bone juice