medhammeraddict

dissolves into outer space 

im e literally a fuckinf cartoon character when reading fics. “HE’S JORKING IT????? HOLY SHIT!!!” my eyes literally widen LORD SAVE ME

Hear me out.... WINDFORCE
          
          
          DJJDJDHJSJDJBBSSJJSHHSDHDHSJSHSHSHHSHDHHDHDHDJDJDJUDD I FUCKING LOVE HER GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't forget to check on your Broker every once in a while! He's always watching. He spares no one. Do NOT trust that fucking plushie. If it is out of place EVEN ONCE tape that fucker to the wall. If the tape does not work, DROWN THE BITCH. if that doesn't work, FUCKING THROW IT IN YOUR CLOSET.

*mews*

dont forget to feed ur broker plush!! it is secretly sentient (＾ω＾≡＾ω＾)  /j

merry crisis everyone!   ok can i go back to shipping  siapirate now that i said it thx

good morninf chat ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ gives you all some o f my food

meows at you

Guh.   Mmmyyy spouse sis abjcckckkkkkk hi