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/    HE’S  BALD—HE’S  BALD  AND  HE’S  TORTURING  PEOPLE  WHO  HAVE  HAIR  (jokes  aside  this  is  so  amazingly  pretty  <333)

/ / * * ate

Was I not the face you were expecting,  Lex?

IT  SEEMS  THAT  THIS  PLANET,  WHAT  WAS  IT,  EARTH?  THAT  THIS  PLANET  EARTH  LACKS  ANY  SUFFICIENT  BRILLIANCE. 

/ crushes him like a meteor 

/ squinting really hard at these replies, I might finish them, i might be lying 

/  ur  bio  just  reminded  me  of  the  theme  song  for  lab  rats 

/ release the DC accounts rn. 

❝I DON’T PRETEND TO FIND THIS AMUSING, BUT PERHAPS YOU CAN.❞ 

/ what’s the presidents plan for dealing with this mf? Bc I’m tired of doing it. #endbaldmen