Hi, Hello. My name is Sara. I have a degree in Creative Writing. When I'm not writing, I'm either screaming at a baseball game ensuing on my television screen, drinking more coffee than is FDA recommended, or doing slightly coordinated dance routines on the stationary bike at Planet Fitness.
- San Francisco
- JoinedOctober 16, 2016
- website: metaphoricgibberish.wordpress.com/
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Stories by Sara Chretien
- 4 Published Stories

I'm Not in Charge of Your Fun.
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ridiculousness spanning twenty-eight years
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--a collection of humorous essays--
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Things We Said Today
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Lucy's life is mundane. Ever since graduating college two years prior, her only goal has been to "make i...
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In Full Living Color
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** Prequel to The Poetry Is in the Streets** -- you can read in either order tbh
After moving to San Francisc...
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