Hello.  I'm rather formal, at times bawdy. I don't do sarcasm, I'd rather do witty. I've been writing since i was nine, hiding in my family's chicken cooping scratching out a story called Fumble In The Secret Service. The bionic woman and the six million dollar man got together and created a clumsy super kid. Since that auspicious beginning, I've written screenplays, advertising and now I'm writing this.