mike_isur_bestie

mike_isur_bestie

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
          This for real happened!!!! No capppppp
          I was having dinner with my family, and I asked my mom, "What do you call a fly in English?" (She's not an english speaker, so I had to ask this question)
          Her: A fly
          Me: What would you call it if you cut off its wings?
          Her:....Idk....?
          Me: A walk.
          My dad (who was peacfully eating dinner): *Burst out laughing* (He was having a bad day, I'm glad I brightened it up)
          Him: What would you call it if you took out its legs too?
          Me: *Snickers bc i know the answer*
          Her: what?
          Him: A crawl
          
          needless to say, Im the new generation of dad jokes in my family

mike_isur_bestie

So..
          To my fellow muslim/arab/both peeps out there....
          Do you ever read a story, written by a non-muslim (any other religion), and they mention multiple Gods (Astaghfirullah), and you go astaghfirullah for half an hour because you don't want Allah to punish you for reading the possibility of there being multiple Gods except for Him (Astaghfirullah).
          Like-
          It's no secret I'm a sucker for BL, and gayness is strictly Haram, but I still enjoy reading it, and I don't mind ppl from the Lgbtq+ community, but whenever there's a mention of multiple Gods (astaghfullah), I remember that I am muslim. Not when the characters are making babies, not when they're sucking each others skins off, but when there's a mention of multiple Gods........
          Astaghfullah...

mike_isur_bestie

@ji-eun_kim I know, but just the mention of multiple Gods, or the existence of a God other that Allah makes me go astaghfirullah
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ji-eun_kim

@mike_isur_bestie like the stories I read? Sure mentioned God or God's but never said Allah. Idk tbh but I read out of boredom atp
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