Mike Cross

Hello people!
          I'm Eli, Mike's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite cousin (Note the sarcasm), and I stole her account for a day or two >.<
          
          In all honesty, I hate that little shit's guts, she's annoying as fuck, acts all depressed when she's just an attention seeker, and acts loved when no one actually loves her. You guys help me out? Spam hate messages in her stories and announcement so that she finally gets the hint. <333333333
          
          Also, I'm 17 and single, find me a bf pls?

Guys, please go check out my new book, called "What Is...?".
          it's a book covering some issues that I'm sure we've all encountered. It would mean a lot to me if you read it <33
          
          ALSO, PERSON WHO REPORTED ME, IM STILL LOOKING FOR YOU!

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          WHO THE FUCK REPORTED ME TO THE WATTPAD COMMUNITY?????????? ISTG I'M COMING FOR YOU.
          
          
          What i asked for was very clear. A good spot to fucking shred my skin. Not help from people who act like they care but actually don't. We good? We good. You better fucking show yourself.

so. i had a fallout with one of the most important people i used to have.
          
          
          
          how did it happen?..Well, we have to start at the very beginning.
          
          TW: really really traumatic stuff. Don't say i didn't warn you.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          So, as a kid, i didn't know that grape (Iykyk) was a thing. What does this have to do with anything?? lemme finish. I was graped in my childhood, and i completely thought that it was a normal thing to do between humans. Dont mind me dehumanizing myself. So, innocent as i was, i went a graped another kid. I didn't mean it, i didn't know that it was a crime against humanity, hell i didn't even know it was what it was. Then, i found out a few years later, and i've been living with the guilt of it ever since. then, a few days ago, i opened up to one of my closest friends (we were a whole group of depressed idiots, lol) and admitted to doing what i did. we were having a light conversation about my likeability (I still think i'm unloved <33), then i admitted it. of course, they didn't know how to respond, and i don't blame them. they said that i've changed, and i said im still the same person. NOT in the sense that i didn't regret what i did (believe me, no one hates themselves more than i do), but as in i was still that insecure, unhuman, little fuck up from 10 years ago. They (the whole group) had a chat abt not wanting to keep me around (I don't blame them, i hate myself too), and yeah. I just wanted to apologize for making them uncomfortable and for giving them the oportunity to even meet me, bu guess that's too human for me. I'm sure that you are gonna read this, guys. Thanks for keeping me around for less than a year. Best few months of my life. 
          
          Peace out.

Hey guys. i know its been so long since i've written (one month since my last announcement), and tbf i havnt been feeling my best. :( I hope u guys are doing great.
          
          tbh, i didn't write this announcement just for the fun of it :|
          im looking for tips on how to kms without it looking like sewerslide. i asked chat gpt, but he only gave me the sewerslide hotline (it doesn't work near where im from, don't try to convince me to call them). i asked c.ai, and, well..... i'm pretty sure you know how that went. anygays. i want it painless and quick. if you could hire a hitman, plz do. <33

@mike_isur_bestie I followed is it urs? Mine is like mtpfan06

Girl do u have insta?? I don't use discord much 

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@mike_isur_bestie no.. I'm still in Egypt bc college. Idk maybe my sotents did 

Guysuuuyuuuuuuu! For all m'y Muslim buddies out there, HAPPY EIDDDDDD, also can you ship me some meat from ur sheeps?????? Jkjkjk i have m'y own sheep to absolutely slaugjter and eat. Don't mind thè horrible spelling, im using a phone with a french auto correct. Anygays, HAPPY EIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!