I am trash. Unoriginal trash, no. But still trash nonetheless. I'm a horror nerd that hates happy endings when they aren't reasonable. I write shitty fanfics in my head and when I post them here they get even shittier. My best joke on here has probably been the "ZaDrpression" thing that I said in a private message because none of my stories are good enough to be funny. Hell is where I go for vacation and I'm pretty sure I'm out to crush all of your souls. Prepare for destruction because I just want you to. I'm done rambling now, go read your smut.