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tord: do u like cigarettes after sex?
          	
          	tom: im a virgin with asthma

OpossumTeeth

bro- you doin good?

--SLIGHTLYCURED

( guess who ' s alive and kicking , but this time with braces )

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// yooo bro hows the braces going lmao
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Deku_A_Hero

Matt: I have no fears.
          
          Edd: What if you woke up one day and Tom was more attractive then you?
          
          Matt: I have one fear. 

minnium

// what if I’m already more attractive 
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minnium

tord: do u like cigarettes after sex?
          
          tom: im a virgin with asthma

minnium

edd: you really shouldn’t being using a straw
          
          tom: yeah yeah I know bad for the environment and all
          
          edd: no it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti 

--SLIGHTLYCURED

the zombie tilted her head , looking up at tom , as she was very short . " a - ah . . hello , sir . . " she mumbled , trying to sound audible .

minnium

"Well, not really, but kinda." Tom shrugs, rolling his eyes
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--SLIGHTLYCURED

@blue-pessimist 
            
            " i don ' t get it . are you . . trying to say i should get rid of miss cara ? "
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minnium

"Uhm? I’m pretty sure my point was obvious," 
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Tord: Pikachu I choose you! *slams down Yu-Gi-Oh!™︎ cards*
          
          Edd: tord this is go fish
          
          Tom: where the fuck did you get those cards

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@LewdLeder
            
            
            // he’s always high what do u mean 
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