minnium

tord: do u like cigarettes after sex?
          	
          	tom: im a virgin with asthma

Deku_A_Hero

Matt: I have no fears.
          
          Edd: What if you woke up one day and Tom was more attractive then you?
          
          Matt: I have one fear. 

minnium

// what if I’m already more attractive 
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--SLIGHTLYCURED

the zombie tilted her head , looking up at tom , as she was very short . " a - ah . . hello , sir . . " she mumbled , trying to sound audible .

minnium

"Well, not really, but kinda." Tom shrugs, rolling his eyes
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--SLIGHTLYCURED

@blue-pessimist 
            
            " i don ' t get it . are you . . trying to say i should get rid of miss cara ? "
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minnium

"Uhm? I’m pretty sure my point was obvious," 
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