About me? Well, I am a person who doesn't want to study but get good grades. Someday, I want to make onions cry. 
I wonder if all of this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people. I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. I tried to be normal once, the WORST two minutes of my life. My sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don't know if I am kidding or not.
And yes, it did hurt when the Earth split open and I scraped my knees crawling out of hell.