Welcome to the beta account of a pathetic nonbinary genderqueer panromantic asexual depressed fishcat who thinks that overusing stale memes will make them socially acceptable 

Please use attack helicopter and teddy bear pronouns only please, I am tumblr shit and if you don't I will be TrIgGeReD

On the second Tuesday of every month I identify as a meatball as well, please keep this in mind and use the pronouns "Meathead" and "Saucypants"

Now that that's out of the way, enjoy my wonderful(ly horrifying) stories and make sure to show them to your grandmother when possible. (Not that I'm assuming genders)

Ya'll should've voted Harambe.