mom-i-threw-up

when you come home from camping and have so many bug bites that it looks like a house sized mosquito bit you.....

mom-i-threw-up

so i just got bit by a spider and i either want to die or become miles morales. the thing is idk which one i want more....

porcology

@the_mannly_one that would be mine too
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mom-i-threw-up

@-kxtsukib legit my first thought was to amputate my leg
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porcology

@the_mannly_one if i even got touched by a spider i would commit goodbye world so i can’t even imagine the situation you’re in-
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