swiggity sam

Ever just forget that you forgot somthing so you remember it then you go to do it but forget that you remembered so you kinda just standing there 

In pain, I just fell off a ladder into a table now im bleeding and bruised. Life is great y’all remember the 3 r’s:  
          Absorb
          Rebirth
          Rejoice 
          The words of wisdom are found in the r’s and the only path to capitalism is through the communist agenda. Lord of the flies and animal farm are my favorite sport and liquid air is my swimming pool. Live long and prosper  unless your a ginger(jkjk)
          

I JUST DRANK A SPIDER IN MY COFFEE. AND IT WAS A BIG BOY I FELT IM WHEN I SWALLOWED JFHDEJSKDIDHEHJEJ

I got my hair cut now my dad's calling me Billy. :( 
          My hair used to be down to my calves right, but then I got it "trimmed" and it was down to my upper thighs. But since I was still unhappy with my appearance I got it cut to my chin and got layers. I really like it because it's less feminine but not masculine it's really nice.But my dad said I look like a boy and is now calling me Billy or farmer bill. Like really come up with something better :l

Yo, I just saw the weirdest thing. I saw this deer run into my garage and then come back out with a glove. Then it ran off to my neighbors house before dropping it on their lawn. Bro, I need that glove for fixing cars an stuff. Anywayssssss school starts back up in a week and I couldn't be more utterly disappointed. (I'm sorry for not updating anything I got hurt in swim and I'm still bedridden:( )

I thought I was zoned out for five minutes, turns out it was an hour and a half of me staring at my wall :D . 
          Anyway, how are yall? I hope your doing okay and stuff. Make sure to eat and drink something even if it's something small. Oh and I'm over here rocking the divorced man look with my uglee pom tree button up and khaki Jeans ;)

@ShadowstreamNotFound IM GOOD, AND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY UDUEHEJFIGJDJEODUWHHSDJ

HOW ARE YOU?!

@ShadowstreamNotFound HELLO

You ever just forget to eat for 2 days then wonder why you have a headache?