jungkook, cautiously rounding a corner, sighing in relief: oh, thank god he isn't h-
taehyung, emerging from the shadows, moon-walking into the distance: come back to bed son
jungkook: MARTYHGJFKJ
Jimin: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD— JUNGKOOK GET OFF MY LeG DAMN
Jungkook: I DON'T WANNA SOMEONE STOP MAKING HIM BREAKDANCE
Hobi, joining Taehyung: Go back to bed with him son
Jungkook: nONONONONONONO
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taehyung, gently break dancing from across the hall: come back to bed son
jungkook, screaming from across the house: MARTY, I'M SCARED
namjoon: wHO'S MARTY- JUNGKOOK STOP GRIPPING MY LEG- JUNGKOOK- juNGKOOK SToP