A Caffeine dependent life-form
A human. Being.
Aggressively infancy and stuff
Analogue at birth, digital by design
Born at a very young age
Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Blogger. I’m very busy and awesome
God bless this hot mess
Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
I prefer my puns intended
I put the hot in psychotic
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
I will go into survival mode if tickled
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
I’m smart but I don’t wear glasses.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is not one of them?
I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together
In search of sleep & sanity,
Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
Life is dumb and I want to sleep
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants
Recovering ice cream addict
That awkward moment you get accepted to all the schools you applied for.
There shouldn’t be a fear of getting old. It’s the fear of not getting there that scares me.
There’s no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light
True cake is True love
Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
Winner of World’s Best Friend Award (Category: Nagging) #Timi!!!!!
BAE means bacon and eggs 
I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.
I'm fun (I think?) #StopSummersberry !