What's up? I'm ethan, and I'm 14- slaying all these women with my massive peen. I got a couple of hobbies, besides being blonde, like performing for my boys with my ribbon baton. I drink lots of soda, and hang out at the mall. I used to skateboard but I knocked out a ball. All I need in life is my boys and my tub, now I'm gonna pass it to my #1 bub