I'm a freaky gal. 

Quiet in the streets, freaky in the sheets.

I curse a lot, it's funny. I can make a sailor blush. 

I eat, sleep, and breath Fifth Harmony

I STAN TOO MANY DORKS IT'S FUNNY:/ Here are a few: Fifth Harmony, Little Mix, One Direction, 5 seconds of summer, Twenty One Pilots, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, Shawn Mendes, aaaaaand Selena Gomez. 

My guy celebrity crushes: Niall James Horan, Ashton Fletcher Irwin, and Dylan O'Brien

My girl celebrity crushes: Jade Amelia Thirlwall, and Allyson Brooke Hernandez

Too many hoes out their, not enough friends. 

I'm moving to Nigeria because Trump's president. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN 24?! I BET YOU SAID WHAT! 25555555! 

PSSSSSSST! If you've read this far, heyo fwiend. If you haven't, choke on a dick. LIKE EVERY HOE OF A FRIEND I HAVE DOES

I have problems, I know.

I don't even make any of these stories about Fifth Harmony because I'll fangirl too much and die. 

Follow my social media idiot:

Instagram: mxlti_fxn
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Twitter: Ally_quxnn