So I walked into the kitchen thinking the food was done. I said 'Is th-oh, what's on fire?' When I saw flames. My mom said 'The paper towel, I don't know how that happened.' I just said 'K.' And walked out of the room.
1 rule to a guy that's dating a girl: NEVER ask if it's that time of the month. Only if you're planning to go out a buy her chocolate, some heat warmers, come to her and snuggle her, then watch Netflix. Then you can ask her.