Waiter: Hi, What would u like to order today?

Customer: I'd like the chefs salad please. 

Waiter: *Writes it in notepad* okay have a great evening. 

Waiter: *Walks in kitchen* The customer has demanded the chefs salad. 

Chef: *holds up salad* No, please my wife made this.
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haha as you can tell I'm kinda lame. 

I started this as a joke cuz I never really liked reading but who would have thought I'd become addicted to reading and write my own book.