Are you a writer? 
Me: No, but yes, actually no. Sometimes.

So what is it really?
Me: Well actually I'm just here to read and criticize lol. Just kidding. I'm here to share the sh*ts in my mind. So you got that.

So what should we expect?
Me: Stories? 

I mean what should we  expect from you?
Me: Nothing really, just realistic stories and some wits. I don't want anyone to expect anything from me. That's the truth. I mean c'mon I'm just a newbee here. 

Ohh kay? Can you tell something about yourself? 
Me: Nothing much to know about me. I'm half bitch. Patulog-tulog paconyo-conyo, war freak, clown ag kailangan ng taga-aliw, cynic, autistic, and deviant most of the time. 

Motto?
Me: Srlsy?

Are you a student? working? or what?
Me: An alien.

Do you really have a tattoo?
Me: ...