neophis

 Full-time Chaotic Gremlin, Part-time Author  reporting in!
          
          So… guess what? 
          Yes, I still have ongoing stories.
          Yes, I should be focusing on them.
          And yes, my brain looked at all that responsibility and said:
          “Wow, you know what would be fun? STARTING ANOTHER STORY.”
          
          Because apparently, I collect unfinished stories the way dragons hoard gold. ✨ Except instead of riches, I have piles of cliffhangers, crying characters, and readers side-eyeing me like, “Really? Another one?”
          
          But hey, being normal is overrated. Normal authors finish one story at a time. I, on the other hand, like to juggle flaming swords while riding a unicycle through the chaos carnival that is my brain. 
          
          So buckle up, because the nonsense train has no brakes and we’re headed straight into yet another adventure nobody asked for, but here we are.

Hello po. Waiting for the Isolde's Kitchen update author-nim. 

Just started reading your story "How to be a Proper Maid" and it's such a breath of fresh air. 
          I'm looking forward in reading more of your stories 

Hello author, I'm your new follower and I'm hoping for you to update Isolde's kitchen magic it's so fascinating and amazing, hope your doing well 

Hey! I don’t know if you are accepting reading requests or not, but it would be great if you could give my story and chance. Feel free to vote if you enjoy reading it, and do not forget to comment your thoughts and reviews on it. Thank you for your time. I apologise for the inconvenience.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/398291516?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=RCchoices

Just read how to be a proper maid AND MY GOD IT WAS AMAZING I LOVED IT SM. I tried to read the other books but they all were in two languages and only htbapm was fully in English. But IT WAS SO GOOD IF POSSIBLE DO RELEASE VERSIONS OF OTHER BOOKS IN ENGLISH LOVED EVERYTHING 

️ ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR SUN-TOASTED AUTHOR ✍️
          
          My summer vacation has officially come to an end. I’ve been properly grilled by the sun, seasoned with saltwater, and spiritually adopted by a family of seashells.  My Sea Creature Era is over, and I have returned to land like a soggy mermaid with a laptop. ‍♀️
          
          Now that I’m back (and slightly crispier), I’ll be diving back into writing my usual nonsense masterpieces. But! Before I update anything, I need to re-read my own work because apparently, past me thought plot twists were a sport. 
          
          So please wait a teeny bit longer while I mentally wrestle with my own characters and try to remember what the heck I was doing. 
          
          Thanks for your patience, and get ready—because chaos is coming. ✨

Maa kailan update nung the unknown character of the novel

Enjoy po, willing to wait 

          We did it! How To Be a Proper Maid just hit 10,000 reads—and I’m honestly speechless (which is rare, because I usually have a lot to say, mostly nonsense).
          
          THANK YOU to every reader, lurker, silent supporter, and unhinged commenter who clicked, read, screamed, and stayed for the ride. You guys are the reason my story didn’t get buried under 456 drafts of unfinished ideas and snack crumbs.
          
          I’m truly grateful for all the love, chaos, and support you’ve given my work. It means the world to this sleep-deprived gremlin behind the screen.
          
          Now, before anyone comes at me with pitchforks—yes, I am still on vacation. Still recharging my brain cells and plot twists. So please bear with me a little longer. I promise I’m not abandoning the story… just temporarily hiding from responsibilities with snacks and sunshine.
          
          Stay tuned, stay patient, and stay fabulous.
          With love and plot holes,
          neophis