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Author Update: The Gremlin Has Encountered Feeling
Hello, lovely readers.
So... remember how this profile promises chaotic plots, unhinged humor, and characters who desperately need therapy?
Turns out the author may have accidentally become one of those characters.
Writing updates have been slower than a nobleman processing basic communication skills, and I figured I should explain why.
Without oversharing too much, I've been busy trying to recover from a ✨situationship✨. You know, that magical realm where there are feelings, confusion, emotional damage, and somehow still no official label. Truly one of humanity's worst inventions.
Unfortunately, my brain has been occupied with things like:
Overthinking
Replaying conversations from 2 months ago
Staring dramatically at ceilings
As a result, writing has been difficult.
Most of my stories run on chaos, comedy, and me throwing my characters into ridiculous situations. Right now, however, my emotional state is less "chaotic gremlin" and more "wet Victorian ghost haunting a hallway at 2 AM."
I don't want to force updates when my heart isn't really in them, because these stories deserve better than me staring at a blank document and typing the same sentence seventeen times.
So if chapters take a little longer, please know that I'm not abandoning any projects. I'm simply taking some time to patch myself together and wait until my brain stops acting like the final season of a poorly written drama.
The stories are still here.
The characters are still screaming in my head.
The gremlin still exists.
She's just currently processing emotional nonsense.
Thank you for your patience, your support, and for sticking around while I slowly find my way back to writing.
Hopefully I'll return soon with fresh chaos, questionable decisions, and characters making far worse life choices than I ever did.
Until then,
Your Full-time Chaotic Gremlin, Currently on Emotional Maintenance Mode
Ivienne
Hi author! I really love Notes from an Accidental Assassin! I'll finish it as fast as possible and read your other works ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
neophis
Author Update: The Gremlin Has Encountered Feeling
Hello, lovely readers.
So... remember how this profile promises chaotic plots, unhinged humor, and characters who desperately need therapy?
Turns out the author may have accidentally become one of those characters.
Writing updates have been slower than a nobleman processing basic communication skills, and I figured I should explain why.
Without oversharing too much, I've been busy trying to recover from a ✨situationship✨. You know, that magical realm where there are feelings, confusion, emotional damage, and somehow still no official label. Truly one of humanity's worst inventions.
Unfortunately, my brain has been occupied with things like:
Overthinking
Replaying conversations from 2 months ago
Staring dramatically at ceilings
As a result, writing has been difficult.
Most of my stories run on chaos, comedy, and me throwing my characters into ridiculous situations. Right now, however, my emotional state is less "chaotic gremlin" and more "wet Victorian ghost haunting a hallway at 2 AM."
I don't want to force updates when my heart isn't really in them, because these stories deserve better than me staring at a blank document and typing the same sentence seventeen times.
So if chapters take a little longer, please know that I'm not abandoning any projects. I'm simply taking some time to patch myself together and wait until my brain stops acting like the final season of a poorly written drama.
The stories are still here.
The characters are still screaming in my head.
The gremlin still exists.
She's just currently processing emotional nonsense.
Thank you for your patience, your support, and for sticking around while I slowly find my way back to writing.
Hopefully I'll return soon with fresh chaos, questionable decisions, and characters making far worse life choices than I ever did.
Until then,
Your Full-time Chaotic Gremlin, Currently on Emotional Maintenance Mode
UsaUsa483
Hello miss neophis when is the update of Isolde kitchen im itching to read it,thank you #alwayswaiting
Fediva1
Ur theme is so cute
nisnis36
Isolde's kitchen magic is a good story. Please Please update po.,❤️❤️❤️
nisnis36
Author-nim please please update your story please. I'm so invested in it, like really invested.
nisnis36
@nisnis36 author-nim I'll be waiting. No we will wait for your update. Please, update isolde's kitchen. I really love this story of yours.
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LauranTrollsnMLP
I hardly read Wattpad originals, so when I do you know it's a dang good story. I loved "Notes From An Accidental Assassin" and "How To Be A Proper Maid" (even though I didn't read that one from beginning to end. I just didn't have the energy )
Rhythmtaaa
Hello po. Waiting for the Isolde's Kitchen update author-nim.
DawnVanna
Just started reading your story "How to be a Proper Maid" and it's such a breath of fresh air.
I'm looking forward in reading more of your stories